| pitter patter...that is all... le sigh |
[02 Aug 2005|07:48pm] |
the line that curves and cracks
the wall in two and points
to where your hand is stretched
my baby, you're everything to me
when you're gone, there's no one
I'm just lonely
my baby, I never use those words
but that's all I could call
someone as sweet as you
here and now
the air, the light
has burst into between
where you and I
we rest unfold
and melt like gold
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| This is hilarious, and i stole is from Ayssa...hahah |
[27 Jul 2005|11:13pm] |
Dear Alcohol,
First & foremost, let me tell you that I'm a huge fan of yours. As my friend, you always seem to be there when needed. The perfect post-work cocktail, a beer at the game, and you're even around in he holidays, hidden inside chocolates as you warm us when we're stuck in the midst of endless family gatherings. However, lately I've been wondering about your intentions. While I want to believe that you have my best interest at heart, I feel that your influence has led to some unwise consequences:
1. Phone calls: While I agree with you that communication is important, I question the suggestion that any conversation of substance or necessity takes place after 2 a.m. Why would you make me call those ex-boyfriends/girlfriends when I know for a fact they do not want to hear from me during the day, let alone all hours of the night?
2. Eating: Now, you know I love a good meal, but why do you suggest that I eat a taco with chili sauce, along with a big Italian meatball and some stale chips (washed down with WINE & topped off with a Kit Kat after a few cheese curls & chili cheese fries)? I'm an eclectic eater, but I think you went too far this time.
3. Clumsiness: Unless you're subtly trying to tell me that I need to do more yoga to improve my balance, I see NO need to hammer the issue home by causing me to fall down. It's completely unnecessary, and the black & blue marks that appear on my body mysteriously the next day are beyond me. Similarly, it should never take me more than 45 seconds to get the front door key into the lock.
4. Furthermore: The hangovers have GOT to stop. This is getting ridiculous. I know a little penance for our previous evening's debauchery may be in order, but the 3pm hangover immobility incompletely unacceptable. My entire day is shot. I ask that, if the proper precautions are taken (water, vitamin B, bread products, aspirin) prior to going to sleep/passing out face down on the kitchen floor with a bag of popcorn, the hangover should be minimal & in no way interfere with my daily activities.
Alcohol, I have enjoyed our friendship for some years now & would like to ensure that we remain on good terms. You've been the invoker of great stories, the provocation for much laughter, and the needed companion when I just don't know what to do with the extra money in my pockets. In order to continue this friendship, I ask that you carefully review my grievances above & address them immediately. I will look for an answer no later than Thursday 3pm (pre-happy hour) on your possible solutions & hopefully we can continue this fruitful partnership.
Thank you,
Your biggest fan
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[27 Jul 2005|11:57am] |
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HAPPPPPPYYYYY BIIIRRRTTHHHDAYYYY TO MY FAVORITE HOUSE DJ...MARK PENA!! i am soo sorry i cant make it to lunch but i look like a lobster =/ you guys have losta fun <3<3<3<3
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| wow me and qui rox0rs =D |
[26 Jul 2005|11:27am] |
| Your Power Color Is Teal | 
At Your Highest:
You feel accomplished and optimistic about the future.
At Your Lowest:
You feel in a slump and lack creativity.
In Love:
You tend to be many people's ideal partner.
How You're Attractive:
You make people feel confident and accepted.
Your Eternal Question:
"What Impression Am I Giving?" |
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| reason #2349463 why i love my pooh <3 |
[26 Jul 2005|12:03am] |
subapooh: allright doll
subapooh: i'm going to go watch penn and teller
subapooh: be good
subapooh: <3
fornikayshun: hahah okay byeee
subapooh: ciiiao
fornikayshun: <3
subapooh: <$
subapooh: <4
fornikayshun: hahah i like the $ sign
subapooh: well yeah
subapooh: you know
subapooh: cuz
subapooh: you're money
fornikayshun: ohhhhh NICE
subapooh: and you don't even know it!
fornikayshun: thats soooo going in LJ!
subapooh: - swingers
subapooh: hahaha
subapooh: ;-)
fornikayshun: okay BYE!
subapooh: bi :-)
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[23 Jul 2005|02:02pm] |
last night was uhhhh interesting to say the least it consisted of
NO HOT WATER!
driving with wet hair back to my house to obtain my hairdryer
drinking wine out of a water bottle
muscle relaxers, what?
we're the KKK
crave is drama!
free beer, what?
we are the women in black
CRIM!!!!@#$%^&*(
dancin up on my boys, and the block...and pullin on the beads
long islands are too much
steppin out and its you,its me!
ahhhhhhh GRILLED CHEESE!!!
drunk dial phone calls damn....
hahah yes, now im recovering wow i need more sleep.
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| this is the most beautiful song EVER |
[12 Jul 2005|01:23am] |
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the color of may - goodbye eyes |
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im crossing my arms
i cant hear a word you say
kissing you hands
begging you to stay with me
its not the best night for this
call me insane
call me what you want
if its not too much
may i ask for your eyes
so that you may never look at anyone the way you look at me now
its not the best night for this
could i say that i love everything about you
does that not count for anything from anyone
theres not a word that could fix this
if this love is dead than so am i
if not too much
may i ask for your eyes
so that you may never look at anyone the way you look at me now
its not the best night for this
so youre telling me that im insane
and the love has made me this way now
its not the best night for this
and she knows i try my best
to make sure that shes impressed
and to make sure she laughs
and to make sure she found love
but my best wasnt good enough
if its not too much
may i ask for your eyes
so that you may never look at anyone the way you look at me now
its not the best night for this
so youre saying that im insane
and the love has made me this way now
its not the best night for this
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[12 Jul 2005|12:57am] |
lol one of cat's 19 year old friends thinks im cute, which i think is adorable, hes cute but wow 19 thats young....
ive been hanging out a LOT in arlington with my new favorite girls krystalin and alyssa going to caves rockin the KAK and being a rockstar and somehow getting my lip pierced...
krystalin is moving to florida and tomorrow is the last shin dig at caves so that will be awesome, cept im not really going to drink because my lip will swell up like it did on sunday cause i drank on saturday yes...no good
ive also discovered this great new band called color of may..SOOOO beautiful me and cat are going to see them on saturday and im so excited <3<3
i hope lj land is awesome, im doing alright, getting ready to go back to chicago i miss my baby brother jordan and the smell of the city....
avoir
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| doooo eeeeeet! |
[11 Jul 2005|07:41pm] |
1. Who are you?
2. Are we friends?
3. When and how did we meet?
4. How long have you known me?
5. How well do you know me?
6. What was your first impression?
7. Do you still think that way about me now?
8. What do you think of me?
9. What's the fondest memory you have of me?
10. How have I affected you?
11. Would you kiss me?
12. Physically, what stands out?
13. Emotionally, what stands out?
14. Do you wish I was cooler?
15. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.
16. Am I loveable?
17. Describe me in one word.
18. What do you think my weakness is?
19. Do you think I'll get married?
20. What makes me happy?
21. What makes me sad?
22. What reminds you of me?
23. If you could give me anything what would it be?
24. When's the last time you saw me?
25. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
26. Do you think I could kill someone?
27. Do you miss me?
28. Do you think i miss you?
29. How long do you think we will be friends?
30. Do you love me?
31. Are you going to put this on your lj and see what I say about you?
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| my new addition |
[09 Jul 2005|12:53pm] |
courtesy of krystalin moving away to florida we decided to do this....she got #2 and i got #1...lol
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| for you my little race car driver! |
[29 Jun 2005|12:46pm] |
Oh no, this couldn't be more unexpected
And I can tell you I've been moving in so slow
Don't let it throw you off too far
Cause I'll be running right behind you
Could this be out of line? (Could this be out of line)
To say you're the only one breaking me down like this
You're the only one I would take a shot on
Keep me hanging on so contagiously
Oohhh, when I'm around you I'm predictable
Cause I believe in loving you with first sight
I know it's crazy but I'm hoping to..
To take a hold of you
Could this be out of line? (Could this be out of line)
To say you're the only one breaking me down like this
You're the only one I would take a shot on
Keep me hanging on so contagiously
Oh you're everything I'm wanting
Come to think of it, I'm aching
On account of my transgression..
Will you welcome this confession?
Could this be out of line? (Could this be out of line)
To say you're the only one breaking me down like this
You're the only one I would take a shot on
Keep me hanging on so contagiously
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| funniest thing EVAR |
[23 Jun 2005|02:49pm] |
You Know You're Addicted to LiveJournal When... |
If you can't access the site, you have a minor freak out - and a major case of hitting reload.
You found yourself composing journal entries during dates, movies, even sex!
When you're out, you suddenly think of a witty reply to a comment somebody made to you... several days ago.
You actually call it LJ and not Livejournal. Check.
You've downloaded some sort of LJ program which has only the purpose of making entries easier to write without going on the site manually.
You consider it a great offense if someone deletes you off their friend's list.
The first thing you do every day when you go online is check your friends journals - even before checking your email.
You actually paid money for a few extra pictures with a full account when you could actually just alternate pics when you want to for your screen icons.
When your friends ask what's new, you get mad at them because you already wrote it in your LJ and they didn't check it yet.
You have put more time into LJ than all your assignments for the semester.
You have more friends on LJ than in real life.
You've met at laest 50% of your LJ friends.
You can't seem to call your friends by their real names - only LJ names will do.
You've fallen in love with someone you met on LJ.
You have posted about a party or get together on your LJ... and random strangers showed up.
You are guilty of traveling more than an hour to meet someone with LiveJournal. (Extra points for traveling five hours or more)
You've written a protected entry about one of your LiveJournal friends. (Extra points if they eventually found out about it)
You have written posts to notify people you're going to sleep.
You talk about your LJ friends to your real life friends all the time... like they're a part of your group.
You've created a LJ community, and people actually post in it.
You've been recognized in real live by a fellow LJ'er.
You have friended someone because of their LiveJournal icon.
You have "pity friends" on your list, who you would defriend if you could.
You've pimped one of your friends on journal, trying to get people to friend him / her.
Instead of doing research, you post difficult questions on your LiveJournal.
Your pets all have their own LiveJournals.
You know, right now, how many people have friended you (without peeking).
You've stopped being friends with someone in real life because of something they've said on LJ.
You're guilty of posting sexy or nude pictures to get more people to friend you.
You have consoled yourself after a horrible day thinking "At least this will make a great LJ post"
You're jealous of people who have more friends and / or comments than you.
You have written a really great, solid post - only to be disappointed by the lack of good comments.
You're guilty of commenting excessively to get more traffic to your journal.
You've deleted a post a few minutes (or hours) after you've written it, because it seemed lame in retro spect.
You give shout outs to all your LJ friends on their birthdays.
You have an additional, secret journal that hardly anyone knows about.
You've broken up with someone - or ended a friendship - soley via LiveJournal.
You have gotten mean anonymous comments (bonus points for figuring out who it was via their IP)
You've been reported (or reported someone) to LJ Abuse.
You've been featured on LJ Drama.
You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends who are LJ addicts. |
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[21 Jun 2005|01:04am] |
1. Reply and I'll write something about you.
2. I will then tell you what song/movie reminds me of you.
3. I will say something that only makes sense to you and me.
4. I will tell you my first memory of you.
5. I will tell you what animal you remind me of.
6. I'll then tell you something that I've always wondered about you.
7. Then post this in your own journal...
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[19 Jun 2005|11:21pm] |
give it up for BIG SHOT BOBBY and his 5 3-POINTERS...fuck yah im soooo excited....!!!!
and tim duncan needs to re learn how to shoot free throws....seriously...
GAME 6 IS SOOO ON!!!
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| wanting to grow up... |
[19 Jun 2005|03:33pm] |
BOYS:
Remember when getting high meant swinging at the playground. the worst thing you could get from girls was cooties. dad was your hero and mom was the girl you were going to marry. your worst enemies were your siblings. race issues were who ran the fastest. war was a card game. the only drug you knew of was couqh medicine & wearing pink didn`t mean you were gay. The only thinq you smoked was the tires on your bike. the only thinq that hurt was skinned knees & the only thinqs that can get broken were your toys. life was simple and care free, but what i remember the most was wanting to grow up.
GIRLS:
Remember when getting high meant swinging at the playground. the worst thing you could get from boys was cooties. mom was your hero and dad was the boy you were going to marry. your worst enemies were your siblings. race issues were who ran the fastest. war was a card game. the only drug you knew of was couqh medicine & wearing skirts didn`t mean you were a slut. The only thinq yOu smoked was the tires on your bike. the only thinq that hurt was skinned knees & the only thinqs that can get broken were your toys. life was simple and care free, but what i remember the most was wanting to grow up.
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[17 Jun 2005|04:00am] |
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is anyone going to warped tour? im kinda interested in going but dont really have anyone to go with so....message me on aim or something...
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[15 Jun 2005|11:24pm] |
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just wanna say im so sorry to those of you who received that weird IM from me tonight on fornikayshun or another sn fixingthebroken....it was an AIM trojan and i was sent it from someone else's screen name so yah sorry if anything happened =/
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[03 Jun 2005|12:44pm] |
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something really weird happened last night and im still thinking about it.....yeah...its deffinitely weird
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